Watson Dog

October 5th, 2010

Watson the Labradoodle

Two weeks ago my mom got herself a new dog – Watson the labradoodle. He’s a good dog who’s very well behaved and mellow. Will claims he has creepy “too human” eyes but I think that part of Will’s instant pet-suspicion (they’re all viewed askance until proven otherwise). Watson isn’t my type of dog but I think he’ll work out well for my mom and be easy to dog-sit.

Speaking of my type of dog, I’m still really missing Pronto. Sigh. Especially now that the weather has turned cold. No one to go on brisk walks with or snuggle up to in bed when Will’s away. :(

I can’t let this dogless lifestyle go on too long. Bad for the mental health.

Office Doodles

September 23rd, 2010
Flying Hairy Monster

Get me out of this meeting.

Clean or be clamped!

Burning Man 2010

September 10th, 2010

Fitz at Burning Man 2010

We’d just finished setting up camp when the rain started. Yes, rain. Yes, in the desert. And not just a drizzle but a full on downpour. As I was the only one who’d brought a raincoat so I donned it and headed towards the Man while everyone else huddled inside the RV. It was a slow slog and my feet kept caking thick with mud,  but I finally reached him just as the rain abated. I climbed to his zenith and got my first glimpse of Black Rock City 2010. Then something really special happened: a rainbow appeared. And not just any rainbow but a double rainbow (and yes, people were quoting the YouTube sensation left and right). It was a magical start to this year’s Burning Man adventure.

The rest of the week was riddled with similarly magical moments – so many it’d be hard to even begin to list them. The best day is by far was September 2 (which incidentally, would have been Pronto’s 14th birthday) where I wandered all over the city taking pictures, meeting sexy and mad people, and attending crazy parties till exhaustion forced me home.

This was my third trip to the event and I was worried I’d be somewhat tired and jaded of it all. Instead I find every attendance to be increasing my affinity for its odd conventions and making me wish each stay lasted longer. There’s just something very primal and human about Burning Man. Amid the dazzling sights and freewheeling fun people become very genuine. You see them, smell them, and observe them in a very uninhibited state. Pretenses fall and it’s easier to be yourself and meet the real selves of others. That personal authenticity is something very easy to get used to and increasingly hard to surrender after just seven days.

Lists

In our camp: Ryan W., Ryan S., Colleen, Mindy,  Allison, Herb, Charlie, Will, and myself.

Notable neighbors & acquaintances: Laurie (farm girl strong), Ian (master minimalist), Bart (Belgian and purported mystery man), Brock (sportier of strawberry shortcake do rag), Micah (monkey chanting, smart mystic), Ida (Charlie’s paramour).

Celebrities spotted: Two porn stars, Halcyon (of cockybastard.com fame), Billy Joel (yes that Billy Joel), Tim Ferris (only about 80% sure of this one but I think I spotted him walking along the esplanade).

Favorite Art

I have to say the art this year wasn’t quite up to the standards of the past. Yes the temple and the Woman were fantastic – probably the best ever, and the Man was better than 2008 (but not as good as 2006), but all the secondary art seemed a bit short of previous year’s offerings. Sill, “short” at Burning Man is still worlds above what one encounters in the normal world so I’m hardly complaining. Here are the pieces I really loved the most:


  • Temple of Flux 1
    – This year’s temple was a fantastic organic structure reminiscent of 2006′s giant “Belgian Waffle”.

  • The Woman
    – In years past the Woman always took an aesthetic backseat to the Man. Not this year. Her fantastic mesh structure was a marvel and very popular.

  • Circe Lux
    – I always like the small and simple pieces and this pair of wings you could stand in front of fit the bill.

  • Home
    – A giant globe you could spin and that lit up at night and cast wicket shadows in all directions.

  • Infinatarium
    – Although “big iron things spitting fire” usually bore me this metallic garden of gargantuan flaming fronds was a lot of fun to wander thru.

  • Malvoye the Mentalist
    – A curious take on the old fortune teller box, this exhibit was manned by a guy who did quite a convincing mechanical man impression. He doled out fortunes and advice with humor and the appropriate robotic demeanor.
  • Subway – a subway seat surrounded by speakers on four side that simulated the sound of being on a subway. A simple, effective idea.

  • Mighty Termitey
    – the original metropolis: a giant termite mound made of playa dust and paste.

  • Neverwas Haul
    – A victorian house with steam punk dressing that drove all over the event. There’s something about seeing a house drive up to you in the desert that’s so, well, Terry Gilliam if you will.

  • Constellation of One
    – My favorite part of this mirrored pyramid was the secret door that led to a very comfortable lit room inside. We spent a good amount of time hiding inside and listening to people go by.
  • Burnout Bar – The best art car on the playa? That would be hard to say, but this bar-car was as nice as any Georgetown bar and served a mean drink. An oasis of adulthood and civility that was a nice contrast to the rest of the event.

Pictures

To see all my pictures, visit my Flickr account.

Back From Burning Man 2010

September 8th, 2010

Fitz at Burning Man 2010

Whew! What a trip. Too many pictures to edit and too much information to parse. Give me a bit and I’ll post tons more but it’s safe to say that this year’s Burning Man excursion was a rousing success!

Endless Expanse

August 26th, 2010

endless expanse

Endless Expanse.mp3 – A quick ambient sound sketch in anticipation of upcoming exotic landscapes. Listen with headphones and get a vibe for where I’ll be.

All Jupiter 8 and some sounds of rubbing my hands together in front of a mic.

The Big Storm

August 24th, 2010

I think I posted these pix on Facebook but never got around to fielding them here. Facebook is great and all but I consider it very disposable: anything posted there will probably be gone in 5 years. That’s great for snarky off-color jokes but lousy for posterity.

Anyway, the storm hit on the Thursday before we went to Baltimore. It knocked our phone and internet out till last Friday and made quite a mess of the whole neighborhood.

Dashes to Ashes

August 21st, 2010

Pronto's Ashes in an urn

Does having my dog’s ashes sitting in an urn by the TV make me feel like a crazy cat lady?

Ab-so-lutely.

But my mom wanted to spread his ashes over my dad’s grave and I couldn’t see dragging them around in a Ziploc bag…

And “Dashes to Ashes”, get it? Jack Russells dash around a lot? Okay, forget it. It wasn’t that good…

Enter the ARP 2600

August 19th, 2010

ARP 2600

The day after my birthday my gift from me to me arrived. Something I’ve been wanting since my second year in college: An ARP 2600 synthesizer and it’s a ‘beaut. It was expensive but it’s about the best example of these units I’ve ever seen – a late model in fantastic condition with all the appropriate upgrades and a ginormous flight case (like big enough to hide bodies in). I just keep telling myself it’s and “investment” not an expenditure.

Before long I’ll post more details and pictures of the unit but for now here’s a few sounds I’ve sculpted on it. I want to use it primarily as a sound effects and lead-line instrument and it genuinely excels at both. Listen below to my impressions of raindrops, jungle birds, and synth flute. All just ARP 2600 with a little delay.

ARP 2600 flightcase

Baltimore and the Birthday

August 17th, 2010

Pronto’s passing rather sucked all the air out of last week but it was pretty eventful despite his loss.

The weekend before we trekked up to Baltimore to watch the Italian Job projected on a wall in Little Italy with Tim, Brian, Zhan, Nick, and Mike. We then did the Gay Guerilla bar hop where all the homos swarm a random str8 bar (an Irish pub in this case), spent the night, and the next day made a very gay pilgrimage to Divine’s Grave before heading home. Pronto, incidentally, was left with my brother. His two little girls adored the dog and were forever asking me to bring him over so I felt good they got to spend a whole weekend with him before he was gone.

Two days after his death it was my birthday and friends and family kept me well distracted. We dined at the Majestic in Old Town and then slipped over to the PX Lounge for a quick nightcap. All in all it was a very welcome celebration and diversion. I’ve got great friends.  

The Pronto Pup: September 2nd, 1996 – August 10th, 2010

August 11th, 2010

Almost 14 years ago my mom directed me to her briefcase to retrieve her some papers. When I opened the lid I saw a small white puppy snoozing contently inside. My mom laughed and cried out “Happy Birthday!”. Eventually I named him Pronto and he was the best gift ever.

I’ve owned pets all my life and I’ve loved every one of them. But on rare occasions, if you’re very lucky, a pet arrives that is truly a kindred spirit. It seems an extension of yourself and becomes part of your identity. You think of yourself as that guy with that pet. Pronto was all these things as well as a constant companion. Someone to take walks with. Someone to snuggle up with for naps. Someone to travel with. In his prime he seemed to distill all the good things in life: energy, bravery, adventure, and a sunny disposition. Even as he aged and mellowed we just seemed to mesh so naturally together and I loved him dearly.

That’s what made yesterday such a very, very hard day.

Nine days ago Pronto had been fine. We’d been out to see Mike and Scott and he’d been barking and playing with their four big labs without a care in the world. By Tuesday he was feeling blue and beginning to vomit. He stayed the weekend with my brother who’s two little girls love him, and then on Monday he looked so bad I took him to the vet. By the time I got back from work on Tuesday the diagnosis was grim. A massive tumor in his chest was displacing his heart and blocking his esophagus. He was concurrently suffering kidney failure that could not be treated. The doctor was shocked that he’d been so active with such a large tumor. A dark decision had to be made. By 6:30 that night I was cradling him in my arms as the doctor administered the pink injection. I’ll always remember feeling his heart stop. Seeing his eyes go dim but never close. Tears and irreplaceable loss.

Today these black thought press heavily on my spirit but I know they’ll fade. It may take time but they’ll yield to all the good memories. His pertinacious attacks on halloween toys. His endless annoyance all the men I’ve dated. His refusal to sleep anywhere but in the bed. All the funny stories, warm recollections, and striking photographs that mark a great little life. A grand little life. And one I was lucky enough to share.